clever girl

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they're atheists too. Just to please their teacher and wanting to be like her, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. 

A beautiful girl named Zainab has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Muslim."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Zainab why she is a Muslim. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving God. My mom is a Muslim, and my dad is a Muslim, so I am a Muslim."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly, "what if your mom was a moron,and your dad was a moron, - what would you be then?"

She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Zainab, "I'd be an atheist."

[a moron is a dumb, stupid person]

An incident which will make u smile :)

One hot day, an old man was relaxing under the shade of a walnut tree. Admiring the tree, he started wondering why the huge pumpkins grew on vines and the small walnuts grew on a majestic tree.

"Sometimes I just don't understand the ways of ALLAH!" He mused. why did He make tiny walnuts grow on such a majestic tree and huge pumpkins on delicate vines!

Just then a walnut snapped off and fell on the man's bald head.

"Ouch!" he moaned with pain. He got up at once, raised his hands and said:

"O Allah! Forgive me when I whine and question your wisdom!

You are All- Wise...What would have happened to me now, if pumpkins grew on trees?!"